Andrew Cynic's Corner - Top 100 Players (2034)

Columnist's Note

Let’s get this out of the way: the league’s obsession with quarterbacks is exhausting. Not every conversation about “top players” needs to be a referendum on who throws the prettiest ball. Football has elite talent all over the field, and this list actually treats it that way. These are the top 100 players regardless of position. Being listed first doesn’t mean someone is “the best”—just that they’re one of the players who made the cut. The list is grouped by position for clarity, and players within each group appear in random order. In short: Rather than be another QB worship session, this list is a look at the league’s best, wherever they line up. And for the record, I lean toward tools over trophies. Awards and stats can be misleading. Apparently, they are players called system players. Go look it up. So take this list as it’s intended: a look at who can play, not who collected hardware. I know you are ready to bash me. Argue with your keyboard instead!

Presented by Andrew Cynic, Editor-in-Chief, SportNets.com

Players highlighted in red has won league award(s) in 2034 (MVP, DPOY, OPOY, OROY, DROY, First Team All Pro or Second Team All Pro)